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murasaki9
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This was Sheppard007's idea. I really am bad at limericks!
But I hope people would like to contribute their limericks.
You never know, you just might become fresh talent!

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iMogwai
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Which ones of those did you write yourself and which were the memorized limericks you mentioned? You might want to clarify that to avoid any confusion. People who don't bother to read the previous pages might think you're trying to plagiarize.

psnz
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Oh dear, I can see how people might gain that impression--they are all ones I've "learned" over the years. I cannot, and do not claim authorship for any of them.

EmperorPalpatine
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There was a site called Armor Games,
Over time it gained lots of fame,
I could never explain,
How much it entertains,
If it ever fails, that's a shame.

psnz
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This is an original effort, inspired by the previous limerick:

A single-minded player at Armor Games,
Always wanted to join the high score names.
When his house caught fire,
He played on in the pyre,
And laughed as he shot through the flames.

EmperorPalpatine
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There once was a hobo named Dan,
One day he thought of a plan,
He smelled like a skunk,
And always got drunk,
So he worked as a garbage man.

murasaki9
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Thank you all for the contributions! I enjoy seeing what you guys can come up with!

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