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I think i ruined that one with the nose part =(.

My last one was terrible so....

There was a man called Mr.Dwice
Who attempted to consume his wife
She called up the police
Who came to their place
And promtly encased him in ice

none of the last words rhyme properly at all.

There was once a lad from Gand
Who loved to lie in the sand
In the water he played
As he was slayed
No longer can he play in the sand.

Eh, first attempt.

none of the last words rhyme properly at all.

"a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet."

Dwice, wife and ice rhyme decently police and place are ok too. Also ill add limeryk since i dont want to spam...

Very nice, all of them.

The playground is going to hell
When the druggies are coming to sell
In a voice pitched high
They say "You can fly!"
But the kids were saved by the bell.

I once met a Jabberwock
So imagine my shock
When he says to me:
"Ya too small for the key."
Who knew they could talk!

In these terms spoke the carrot;
Eat me now don't be a sloth!
Or promptly find me
Another good utility
Or I'll quickly die and rot!

*tilts head*

That doesn't make much sense. Or are you just pointing out that mine doesn't either?

Trust me when I say I love limericks. They're my favorite type of poem.

But limericks are generally dirty. On a pg 13 site.

A proud revivalist returned
To find a thread most had spurned
He quickly replied
To what others denied
And realised he wasn't that learned

Thre once was a fish called Rob
Who beat up a fish named Bob
He was at fault
And charged with assault
Jailed for three years was Rob

I hope this turns into a competition or gets stickied....

There once was a thread on armor games,
Full of limericks with strange names,
come on have a go it's not tricky,
The moderator will decide to sticky,
for This is the topic that shames.