So yeah just thought a limerick thread would be nice. If you don't know what a limerick is:
"a kind of humorous verse of five lines, in which the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other, and the third and fourth lines, which are shorter, form a rhymed couplet." -Dictionary[dot]com
So post your limericks here. Doesn't matter if they are amazing or not, they are just for fun!
One time I was sitting at the bar, When a hot girl came to me from afar, We went to my room, To find out of my doom, The girl was no girl anymore!
(if you don't get that one I mean its a transvestite)
There once was an old middle school Where taking tests every day was the rule If you failed just one test And did not do your best You would be expelled forever, not cool
