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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

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2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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sporex
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shout "Wal-Mart Sucks!"

DaMaster9000
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1.Turn on subwoofers only, turn up the bass crank up the volume.

2. Randomly throw lit firecrackers.

sporex
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1. eat all the food.

2. pee on the clothes.

Bloodhawk394
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Slap random customers
Attack cashiers
Pull Fire Alarm
SHoot stuff with Fire Estinquisher

Nerdius
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play weird al as loud as you can
wear a wal mart employee shirt and fake being an employee

goumas13
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stop breathing

wooters
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wooters
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breath so heavily that you consume all the oxygen in the store, than piss all over the manager.

webb987
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sorry if i am copying but i didn't watn to read 23 pages worth of stuff so
1.go on one of the cashier's computer things and get internet and go on world of warcraft and when he tells u to get off go liek shut the hel up im about to level up
2.go to one of those machines were u grab prizes with a claw tingy and rig it to say prepare to get ripped off when u put your money in
3.walk in at random times and say u work there and annoy the customers
4.take a dump on every valuble thing u can find
5.if a customer asked u if u work there say u do and say its closed and they need to never come back again
6.stand at the door and tell al lthe people that walk in they r ugly and need to leave now
7.put a product that hasnt been payed for in everyones poket right before they walk out the door then confese and say u did it
9.butter all the floors then slide around on your back and say yippe in a funny voice

the_manta
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wear a hitler mustache and dye your hair black, then greet a german customer.

go to the washing machine section, hook it up, then go for a ride.

enigma117
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Have a food fight. If theres glass containers throw them and make a mess.

Royadin
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Royadin
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stripe and run around asking, "you wanna have sex?? you wanna have sex??

GreatestSoloEver
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take a dump in the floor. =P

Xoran
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Bring A Painted Nerf Gun, and Scream, "This is a HOLD UP!!!"

Curse words may be added if needed.

Evilpumpkinman
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http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-wal-mart-ad-fail.jpg

ichigo772
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Take a dump in peoples mouths and then say sorry i thought you were
a toilet.

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