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marksmccarter
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will i was watching 2012 and i was thinking how in the world will u r me kill a alien in combat nukes? guns? drop a car up 4000 feet in air on them? what would you do!

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MageGrayWolf
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Why would I want to?
If they are malevolent, and had the technology to travel from there planet to ours they would likely not offer a target for me to attack.
Also since we have no idea of and alien species anatomy there's no real telling what would and would not effect them.

deserteagle
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Water or send a computer virus to the mothership. Its simple.

Or a good old fashioned shotgun works, just watch out for their acidic blood!

yielee
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Make them visit Arizona.

Danstanta
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no, of course not, what did they do to us, and explained, we can learn more about higher tecnology that can change the world, but i would only for protection +_+

marksmccarter
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stuipd its neavada i kno it is i went their to see it

wajor59
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Water or send a computer virus to the mothership. Its simple.
Or a good old fashioned shotgun works, just watch out for their acidic blood!


I was thinking more along the lines of death by hurricane but water alone might do the job.
I tend to agree with Mage when it comes to the technological superiority over us as being too advanced to infect their "mother board on the Mother Ship" with a crude, slow virus.

Make them visit Arizona.


You're always good for a laugh, Yielee!

I do agree with the shotgun, I volunteer with my Mossburg 500!
No, seriously, if we're invaded then I really don't think our crude, slow weapons would be of any use either.

Diplomacy and kindness, gentlemen. If they allow us to study them and learn from them without trying to enslave us I think that would be a "win-win".
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Lmao Aliens wouldn't step on the planet. They would watch us for a week and say to themselves "They would be a waste of time look they are killing themselves slowly and don't care."

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I wouldnt do anything but help them heheh. actually if i was to kill them i would help them then stab them in the back.

Darkhand666
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@LEGEND
Unless they just start shooting like a mofo

cenation
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cenation
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pee on them

MageGrayWolf
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Lmao Aliens wouldn't step on the planet. They would watch us for a week and say to themselves "They would be a waste of time look they are killing themselves slowly and don't care."


Alien: Blep gurpm kej Ble ib kejgh ri (translation: We're ready for the invasion, we will destroy them all)
Alien Commander: Ihk nom rhyp sko juhnk ble (translation: Don't bother they're doing it for us)
HumbledSoul
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simple solution. Introduce them to the World Wide Web... aka Internet. Seems to have effectively altered and harmed the human race. Why wouldn't it work on aliens?

MageGrayWolf
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simple solution. Introduce them to the World Wide Web... aka Internet. Seems to have effectively altered and harmed the human race. Why wouldn't it work on aliens?


What's so detrimental about the internet? And if you think it's such a harmful thing why are you on it?
goumas13
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I would force him to drink a gallon of coca-cola light.

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Chainsaw, if diplomacy fails.


http://davidcrew.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/diplomacy.jpg

I agree with the above said statement.
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