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Carlie
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I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.

Ok, so here is one to start:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

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RaptorExx
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wait, so it's like the wish thing right? I don't get how we're supposed to ruin it but here I go
Thrilling: 3."vibrating; trembling; quivering"

Sure, yes it is but that thrilling time just happens to be not what you expected, you're walking through the park and get mugged, guy has the gun to your face produces a thrilling moment he takes off with everything you had and then when you're walking home you find you're house ransacked
THE END

"You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability."

gwoodruler
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well you are just walking along when you think to yourself 'man that garbage can is beautiful!" You make arrangements to marry the garbage can but it leaves you at the alter for the garbage man. lol

"you will come into a unexpected fortune soon"

RaptorExx
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yes you will, to bad it's stolen from the United States Treasurey! Now the government is out for you and guess what! Your own family believes you stole it too >:])

"Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."

iFish
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ya, it sure is guiding you, too bad the universe guides you strait to the alley where the serial killer smokes his pot, and he sees you as atreat.... your dead.

bad things await you (my friend actually got this fortune....)

notataco
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You will run into a dark alley and be cornered by a hooded figure.
ITS MICAHEL JACKSON!!! 0_O

"you will obtain superpowers very soon"

iFish
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Nomad

the superpowers were the power to self distruct

"it will soon get great fortunes"

notataco
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Nomad

it wont be you

"you will find a warm delicious taco by your bed tonight"

iFish
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Nomad

the taco's crispy bread is so shap that it cuts ur throat

and its supposed to be a real fortune..... oh well..

"you will soon find gold in ur underwear"

notataco
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but iunfortunely it will be sharp and jagged and you wont notice until you put your underwear on.

"you wil find your true love tommorow"

iFish
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Nomad

unfortunentally your true love is a freaking ugly oger... like shrek... and s/he baiths in mud.... and u join them....

"you will soon be reunited with a loved one"

iFish
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you leave jail only to be run over by some guy/girl with a oger covered in mud...

"if you ate teh cookie that was holding this fortune then you will die"

notataco
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Nomad

you will reunite in jail lol

"soon you will leave jail"

Green12324
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yes, you will die, and you will also go to hell and work in a dark cavern testing out the sharpness of needles by stabbing yourself with them.

Plan for many pleasures ahead.

iFish
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pleasurse of somehow getting some1 pregnate that u didnt even see before but its scientifically ur falt and u get to have the pleasure of rasing thriplets at teh age of 10-15 (however old you are)

iFish
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oh i forgot the fotune...

your life will be saved by green12324,

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