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Carlie
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Carlie
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Blacksmith

I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.

Ok, so here is one to start:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

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11drew511
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11drew511
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then your account gets hacked.

money isnt everything

drakokirby
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drakokirby
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Shepherd

However, you get a sudden urge for money and die from the pile of money that fell on

A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.

Also, you should put a hyper link to the website if you can't open tabs since you use internet explorer. Just a suggestion

cmb2kool
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cmb2kool
378 posts
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your happiness awaits at the seashore.

XVERB
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XVERB
3,137 posts
Nomad

that thing is crack and you overdose and die..

you will have a future full of great things

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

Crushed by 100 Tons of steel!!!

"Your health is going to be better"

Rayzac33
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Rayzac33
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Nomad

than a Hobo's... not sayin' much.

"Senators have bad news for you"

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

I am becoming one of them!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

"Same shit diffrent day"

knight_34
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knight_34
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Farmer

Hmm, how do I put this together

"But then you suddenly die one day, without reason or explanation!"

Different ****, different day.

"Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery."

Yeah, that's an actual one.

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