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Carlie
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Carlie
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Blacksmith

I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.

Ok, so here is one to start:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

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SeoMX
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SeoMX
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Nomad

He saves you, and then pushes you off a cliff, and you fall to your certain dead!!!


If you read this, YOU'LL DIE IN 7 DAYS!!!

firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

Unfourtanately, somebody wrote it on the wrong sheet of paper.


You will be full of enthusiasm tommorrow.

iFish
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iFish
442 posts
Nomad

so entusiastic that your colene and baldder muscles lossen up. everywhere you walk you crap and pee youself.

you tail will catch on fire and you will be mad

notataco
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notataco
189 posts
Nomad

he gets somad that heblowsup your house and chases you down the street.
" you soon will recieve a large sum of pearls"

billywill
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billywill
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Nomad

the pearls are an illegal shipment and u get caught by the FBI and u dont get any pearls

"Love is like wildflowers...it is often found in the most unlikely places."

DivineDarkness
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DivineDarkness
1,226 posts
Nomad

"Too bad you found it in a locked room, and (s)he swallowed the key.

turret
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turret
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Shepherd

tell the bad thing

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
637 posts
Peasant

Real fortune cookie:

Only listen to the fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling devices.

ubertuna
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ubertuna
2,120 posts
Shepherd

I found it very amusing, given the amount of items that are made in China, that fortune cookies are made in Iowa.

DivineDarkness
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DivineDarkness
1,226 posts
Nomad

k ill start again

Happiness awaits you. (i like to put in the bathroom after each one xD)

Kauhana
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Kauhana
63 posts
Nomad

YOu're happy because you died and it turns out that there is a heaven and they have cookies and PSIIIs there, but everyone you knew is sad now because you're dead.

Be outgoing, you will find helpful aid in new friends.

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

The new friends are only using you and they steal your car.

My previous one was never answered:
Only listen to the fortune cookie. Disregard all other fortune telling devices.

_Talking_Banana_
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_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

Your belief that fortune cookies are real make other people look down upon you?

"An unexpected event will soon make your life more exciting."

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

The unexpected event is a bankrupcy.

chiliad_nodi
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chiliad_nodi
637 posts
Peasant

another real one:

smile if you like this fortune cookie.

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