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Carlie
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Carlie
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I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.

Ok, so here is one to start:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

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DragonSoul
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Believing your fortune, you spend all of your money... and then your parent's money... and then the bank's money... and then Tony the Loan Shark's money... You end up baffled about Tony's inability to understand how your spending helps him out... at the bottom of a lake.

When flowers bloom there is peace present.

Timegoesby
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sadly all flowers don't bloom at the same time, so there is never piece


The time has come to save your money, don't spend it all

11drew511
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you save all your money and u die of hunger

Happiness will come with pateince

bobert
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bobert
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You are patient, but too bad you die before the happiness comes

Every journey begins with a single step

gman1000
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gman1000
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Unfortunately as you take your first step your journey turns out to be off a cliff!

You will soon find your true love.

ender93
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ender93
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your true love died from the shock of finding a true love


your future holds a wonderful surprise

gman1000
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Unfortunately, that wonderful surprise is a trip to the grass growing factory. (The taste of some people!)

lvdk
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lvdk
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The wonderful surprise was not a that wonderful surprise as I thought.

"The one you love is closer than you think."

11drew511
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11drew511
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so close they are in your heart, and wen u take them out u die of loss of blood

Chocolate cookies are in your future

R4in3r5
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Peasant

By the time i found the Cookies they have crumbled in to dust.

A shiny car awaits you.

Girl_Power2
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Girl_Power2
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when I found it it was a bike

A 100$ dollar note is in your future.

Kreator
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Kreator
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Nomad

Your walking along and you find a 100 dollar bill! You go to pick it up but a hobo runs up takes the bill and kicks you for being greedy.

There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends.

crimsonblade55
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yes, but your friends and you get shot by random mercenary's for no reason

" you will find great happiness in the future that has something to do with pie"(ok its completly fake too bad)

R4in3r5
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Yes,indeed i found it that it was raining pies in Canada(rofl don't know why i pick Canada)

You will become a moderator in the future.

minimarg
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but unfortuantly my account got hacked.

You were 1 Ap away from rank 1#

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