I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.
Believing your fortune, you spend all of your money... and then your parent's money... and then the bank's money... and then Tony the Loan Shark's money... You end up baffled about Tony's inability to understand how your spending helps him out... at the bottom of a lake.