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Carlie
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Carlie
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Blacksmith

I just had Chinese Food, and got the idea that you could use fortune cookies like we have been doing ruin the wish... so post a fortune cookie saying, and then someone reply with something that ruins it. But don't make up a random or inappropriate fortune saying, it should be a real kind of fortune! If you haven't eaten Chinese today to put your own up, just google "Fortune Cookie Sayings" and you will come up with a good list.

Ok, so here is one to start:

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future."

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_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

Chiliad, DO NOT DOUBLE POST. EVER.

You smile so much your jaw muscles break down and snap.

"You'll accomplish more if you start now."

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

sorry, but I forgot to put my cookie in the original message. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to ruin the thread.

You accomplish so much, the government chases you down and jails you for being a witch.

Another real one:
Your fortune lies in another cookie.

_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

You get angry and beat up the manager of the Chinese restaurant for trying to make you buy another meal, and get arrested for battery and public assault.

"Enjoy your good health every day."

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

You get use to it, and your health goes bad. You are not use to it so you go into depression and the combination of depression and your illness kill you.

"your dreams will bring you into a profitable venture"

_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

You get so rich that you become greedy and rule the world, but are eventually killed by your angry subjects.

"Keep the promises that you make."

raigeki
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raigeki
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Nomad

okay i will do it!!! but only for one person and not you!!!

you will have your girlfriend tommorow!!

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

Then she will jilt you.

"use your abilities at this time to stay focused on your goal. You will succeed."

shadowghx
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shadowghx
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Nomad

With a 0.0000000000001 percent chance of success.

'Smile, people will wonder what you've been up to'

DivineDarkness
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DivineDarkness
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Nomad

Like telling a funny joke lol.

"Happiness is just across of you.

_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

Happiness hates me and decides to murder me. D:

"Practice is the best of all instructors."

spygirl
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spygirl
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Nomad

I practiced too much and almost died of exhaustion....NICE JOB!

"A new journey will soon begin."

_Talking_Banana_
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Nomad

The journey ends up to be a certain ship cruise that crashes into a certain iceberg...

"Belief in something is lying to yourself."

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

so you stop believing in yourself and loose all self esteem.

Learn chineese: To Rain: xia yu

jk: you must look into people, as well as at them

Carlie
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Oh man, now you only see peoples insides when you look at them. Gross!

Patience is a virtue.

chiliad_nodi
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Peasant

You tell somebody to get something for you with 20 bucks. You wait for them to come back. 60 years go by and you are faithflly waiting. You still don't have a job, husband, or house. You are still waiting, even though they ripped you off and stole your money.

A huge fortune at home is not as good as monry in use.

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