OK I've been making multiple threads and have decided to make one thread for this. I will continually update this at least once a week but probably more often than that. Starting from 5 all Situations are going to be here. So check back often.
Situation #5 ( a friend's evil plot)
A loyal friends comes up to you and asks if he can speak to you in private. You go in a dark alleyway with a friend you have befriended almost 5 years ago. He quietly says to you " Hey can you help me with blowing up the Eiffel Tower? Please? What do you say? What do you do?
*Side Notes 1.You've been friends with him for 5 years 2. You always do things with him 3. You only have you wallet with you, and a small mirror 4. He only has one shoe on( what does this have to do with anything???)
Run. Really fast. Since he has only one shoe, He won't be able to keep up. I would also shatter the mirror on the floor so his bare foot would get cut really badly so he won't be able to chase me down.
well i would blow it up with him, buy two small packs of dynamite, use the mirror to distract planes to crash into the eiffel tower, use the gun to stop people from stopping us, and his shoe to have as a hostage blowing up with the eiffel tower, and use the gun to destroy our I.D.
"Eiffel Towers are bleh. Lets blow up the Parliament instead!"
*Percedes to get arrested by the State Police*
(I was going to say the White House rather than the Parliament, but I realized that as an American, the Secret Service could arrest me and under the Patriot Act, I would most likely be forcibly interrogated under painful measures which may or may not involve Water-Bording, ERDs, and other secret measures)
I would point him in the general direction of the police station, and tell him to use his vest to blow it up first so no officers arrest us. After the explosion, I collect what is left over of him and ship it back to his family by snail mail...
Just thinking of the smell after 4 days wants to make me puke.
First thing I'd ask him why he would blow up the Eiffel Tower. It wouldn't matter what his answer is because mine will always be a no. I could never do something like that.
On the current situation, obviously I wouldn't. If he is actually going through with it I would probably report him but there is no reason to go along.
On the thread in general, if you want the thread to have a name and current topic such as The Situation Thread (Situation 5: page 1) you could do this if you update the situation less often. If you give people a week to discuss one situation, then at the end of the week you could request a mod to change the name of the thread and start a new situation.
