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Hahaha, bring it on.

I'll have to find a way to keep the punch of my limericks without making them quite so *dirty*. Remember, the forums are PG-rated!

Well that ruins alot of the fun doesn't it.. O_O

*kiss of life*

There once was a man named Dean
The likes of whom none had seen
Perfect scores for his skill
Including Torvill
Their skates never losing their sheen

An efan once went splat,
scaring a poor rat,
the rat flew high,
afraid it might die,
and disappeared into it's den.

There once was a man named Kent
And once to England he went
He looked around
And then cried on the ground
So to the assylum he was sent.

There once was a thing called limericks,
a type of poetry everyone mimics,
this thread was it's game,
people brought it to shame,
and the readers went home sad.

Efan, in a limerick the last line MUST rhyme with the first and second lines.

There once was a thing called limericks,
a type of poetry everyone mimics,
this thread was it's game,
people brought it to shame,

An efan once went splat,
scaring a poor rat,
the rat flew high,
afraid it might die,

Haha the last one is brilliant xD how did you go splat... O.o?

A thread on Armorgames revived,
A rhyming poem others derived.
I tried to make one,
but it wasn't fun,
Haikus are the only thing I strived.

An Efan fell out a plane,
his life going down the drain,
he took a look down,
saw the whole town,
and found himself in pain.

ROFL! Dang Efan, you're good at these limericks!

there was a someone that

ROFL

.then forced her to live in a hovel.

There once was a man from rome
Who on his head wore a very large dome
He was attacked by gnome
The gnome ruined his dome then punched him in the nose
So the man left and went to canada