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Yo mamma is so fat, when she was done sunbathing at the beach they changed the name to Gulf of Mexico.

Some yo momma jokes are stupid, but there are others that are good. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said: "One at a time, please."

Yo mamma so dumb that she failed her blood test and her eye exam.

Your Momma is like Taco Bell. Shes cheap, open all night, and loved by Mexicans.

nice one google... and your momma is so fat that she has her own zip code

Yo momma is so hairy the only language she knows is wookie

yo momma is so ugly that they didnt give her a costume when she tried out for star wars lol

yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger shot out of george washingtons nose

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mamas so old her birth cefticate says reno

Yo mama so fat when she rings some one up the phone says "you have droped a log on the phone"

YO mama is so fat, if she'd fall of a building with a yellow suit, you might think the sun is falling!!!
YO mama is so fat, if you drive over her, you'd must tank at the middle of her!!!
YO mama is like kebab, if you had her twice, the third time is free.

Yo mama is so fat, that when she puts a yellow raincoat on people yell "Taxi!"

yo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car

yo mama so poor she cant even afford to pay attention

yo mama so fat you havt to take 2 trains,3 coaches and 3 taxis to see her good side

Yo mama's teeths is so yellow that when she smiled people yells "Cab over here".

Yo mama's so FAT Jabba the Hut said "DA-A-A-AMMMN !!!"