post yo mama jokes, and try to beat the person before you, but please keep it clean.ex.: your mom is so dumb, when i told her it was chili outisde, she ran out there with a spoon.
Yo mama is so stupid that she crawled over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. XD
yo mama's so fat only her passport picture weights 2 Tons
yo mama so dirty i talked to her one the phone and got an ear infection
yo mama's so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuckyo mama's sofat she dosn't sit in a room she sit's all around the roomyo mama's so ugly people put pictures of her in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
yo mama's stupid she said Armorgames sucked.
Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.Oh dear I've contrubuted. Whoops.
yo momma so fat the only thing keeping her from weight watchers is the door!
yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mindYo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your mother is very fat since she takes up five airplane seats.
yo mama's so poor she was kicking a can and i asked her what she was doing and she said "moving"
yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her
yo mama's so fat all resturants have signs that say maximum occupancy: 240 or yo mama
Please do not triple post like that Fogley0.Yo mama's so stupid she put in her password in a microwave.
1) Yo mama so ugly, when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."2) Your mama so fat, when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...3) Your mama so fat, small objects orbit her.4) Your mama so fat, she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cause I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.5) Your mama so stupid, she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!6) Your mama so stupid, she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.7) Your mama so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.8) Your mama so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock9) Your mama so stinky, her poo is glad to escape.10) Your mama so ugly, they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock...
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