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Your maternal parent is so obesse her behind symbolises two lesser obesse woman debating over a nutrient bar.

yo mama so stupid that when her sister had a heart attack she dialed 911 on the microwave.

yo mama so fat and stupid that when she saw a white bus filled with black people she yelled "STOP DAT TWINKY"

yo mama so stupid she's stupid (i just heard it somewhere)

yo mama so, oh, im sorry, i shouldn't even be talking about the old man.

IM WRITING THIS STUFF DOWN! no really!

Yo mama's pant's size is so big, it says b**** lose some weight!

yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

yo mama so fat she goes to a restraunt and looks at the menu then says "okay!"

Yo momma so old she still owes Jesus a dollar!

Now for some Star Wars jokes

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Jar Jar comes with pickles pickles!
Yo mama's so fat Obi-Wan said "That's no moon! That's yo mama !" !
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a light-saber has fewer calories!
Yo mama's so dumb she had to watch the original trilogy 17 times to understand she was watching the last 3 movies!
Yo mama's so stupid she can't tell a wookie from an ewok !
Yo mama's so old she outlived Yoda!
Yo mama's so stupid she couldn't open the recycle bit, couse it was R2D2 !
Yo mama's so ...oh, I'm out of jokes...

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat in the middle of the road cars ran outta petrol going around her.


Yo mama is so fat that the whales started singin 'We are family~ Even though you're bigger than me~'

You mama is so stupid it took her three hours to watch 60 minutes.

I have more...

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mamafied
Yo mama's SO fat her shadow is heavy enough to crack the concrete

yo mama so fat she was cristened in water world

Yo mama's so fat when she goes down the stairs it measures on the Richter scale

Yo mama so fat, when she bungie jumped she went straight to China.

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, here handphone number appeared.

Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in class.

yo mama so fat when she last saw 90210 it was on her scales