Yo momma's so fat, she needs a family ticket to get on the bus! Yo momma's so fat, NASA sent a satellite to orbit her! Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everybody!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map see can see people waving. Yo mama's so fat when she go's on a scale it says "One at a time please" Yo mama's so old she waited tables at the last supper. Yo mama's so old her birth cefticate says expired. Yo mama's so dumb when someone meantsoned blue tooth she chewed a pen.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry Yo mama's so old she left her purse in Noah's ark Yo mama's so poor, when i went to her house, tore down the cobwebs, she screamed "WHO'S TEARING DOWN THE CURTAINS!?" Yo mama's so dumb, when se saw the "wet sign" she squatt and just did... Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came raining down
