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Yo momma's yo momma oh shnap!!!

1.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
2.Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
3.Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
4.Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
5.Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

All i got :O

1:.yo mamma theeth are so bad she went to the dentist they said you need to have dentures she said already had them

2:.Yo mama's so fat part of her is still in yesterday.

3:.yo mama so stupid when she put money in to a parking meter she expected a gumball.

4:.Yo mama's so ugly she makes blind kids cry

5:.Your mom is so poor when i went in her house and stood on a burning cigaratte she said who turned off the heating

6:.Your moma so fat when she got out of the house in a green shirt, people in japan started screaming "GODZILLA!!!!!!!"

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Yo mama is so stupid, she hit a parked car
Yo mama is so stupid, she starved to death at Kroger (<--supermarket)

Thats all I got.

Yo mama is so fat.
When she jumped it would cause earthquake. (Wat?) O_o

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped, it cracked the planet in 2 -.-

Yo mama is so ugly, i mean look at you

Yo mama is so small that when she saw a toilet flush, she said:Oh no! A tsunami!

All of those are made by me =D

Yo Momma so stupid she looked at the back of an orange juice container for a hour because it said concentrate.