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i never really like your mama jokes. they were always boring and annoying to me..plus im Armenian so i take all the your mama jokes serious even if they are jokes...but there was this one show that was really funny...it was called your mama or something and the host was Fez from thats 70's show. now that was really funny...

there is this one that my friend told me and i think its really funny even though its not really a your mama joke:

i hear your mom gave birth to you on the freeway because thats were most accidents happen..

hehe. that one is funny. I would count it as a yo mama joke/regular insult. but it is good.

more:

Yo mama so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so short, she has to take a running start to get on the toilet.

Yo mama's so dumb she got locked in a super market and starved to death.

Yo mama's so poor when she was kicking a can some one asked what she was doing and she said "Moving"

Yo mama's so dumb she failed her eye test.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks in a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's so ugly when she a photo booth the picture was a troll.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!


Gets me every time so funny and a great insult.

your mama is so stupid, she try to put M&M in alphabeticle order

Your mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid that when she went to the superbowl she brought a spoon... lol

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma is so fat she broke the family tree.

Leave my Mama out of this, and I'll leave my fingers out of your Mama.

Yo mama so fat she wears the equator as a belt.

Your mother is so stupid, she thought spaghetti O's was alphabet soup and could only make the words "ooooo"

your mother is so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear.

yo mammas so ugly and stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to MAKE UP HER MIND!

yo mammas so dumb that when she falls off a cliff she has to ask for directions.

yo mammas so fat that when she wears a red t-shirt and walks around the city, people think the warehouse is moving.