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yo mommas so stupid that yo mommas so dumb.
thats why yo mommas so stupid.

most people dont get this one.

yo momma's so fat. period. that's a statement of fact that needs no comparison.

yo mammas so dumb that when she ordered a seabed, they gave her a blanket and the whole ocean.

Yo mama's so fat that she gave birth to a banana.

YO mamma so fat when god made light he asked her to move XD

Yo mama so fat even Dora caint explore er'

yo mamma so dumb that she tried to spell mississippi with m&m's

Yo mama so black she was absent to night school

Yo Mama's like a library - open to the public!
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so fat.. when she walked across the tv, i missed 4 t.v shows..

yo mammas so fat that she uses the empire state building as a t*mpon

yo mammas so dumb that she stared into a mirror and sang 'gives you hell'

yo moma is like a brick,she's short,heavy and gets laid by mexicans.
yo moma is so fat when she tried out for the movie E.T. when she rode the bike across the moon,she caused an eclipse.
yo moma so fat she jumped out of a window and went up instead of down.
yo moma is a carpenter's dream she's flat as a board and so easy to nail.

sorry,but this is kinda dirty:your moma's like a shot gun,two cocks and shes loaded
your momas like a door knob,evryone gets a turn
your momas so fat i drove around her 2 times and i ran out of gasoline
your momas so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang "ABCDEFG,get your fat butt off of me"

yo moma's so fat i poured a half cup of water in the bath tub and she over flowed it!

Yo mama's so smart she is smarter than Einstein.