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Yo momma is so fat. She is twice bigger than a chimp.

I am yo momma!

lol at jaza_m.
So, the next songs are for u. *winks* *winks* lol
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Yo momma is so childish. She was crawling with her stinky diaper, and sucked her thumb!

yo mamma is so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish

yo mama s so dumb she thiks Tupak Shakur is a jewish holiday
yo mama s so haiey the only launguage she speaks is monkey (wooo woooo)

yo mama s so sumb,when you were saing you re gonna buy her a color tv she asked what colour.
yo mama s so fat when she farts Al Gor says there s another global warming

yo momas so fat she swallowed up the earth..not very funny but its a joke

Yo mama is so fast.
She climbed coconut tree faster than a monkey. :P

Your mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow then unicorns became extinct.

Yo mama so fat, ugly, hairy, and stupid...I feel sorry for your daddy!

Yo mama is stupid, she didnt know how to write "I"

Your mama is so obese that the only thing keeping her from weight watchers is the door. Haha.

yo mommas so ghetto, that when she breastfeeds, COOL-AID comes out!

you mama is so stupid that when i touched her boobs(when she was sexy), she had sex with me

your mama so ugly se gave birth to a monaster, and you're an only child!