Ok, so I saw this list online that is titled "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." And it had some things listed. So I decided to take a few of them out, add some of my own ideas, and start a new thread. Just add somthing to the "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." list.
I'll start off with a few:
You know you play too much Call of Duty when...
~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners ~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit. ~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first ~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16 ~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots ~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck ~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing ~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house
- You find a place to hide when you hear an helicopter passing by. - You say: "Flasbang!" when you turn the lights in a room on. - You spot slight movements in the grass and mutter: "Sniper"
~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
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~You grab your bossâs briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb diffused. Good job team" ~Whenever you see someone standing on a roof, you think to yourself "f***ing glitcher" ~Youâre afraid that the UPS guy is planting C4 at your door step ~You hear "damn- We just got our asses kicked" inside your head when you fail a test ~You have to restrain yourself from knifing someone walking out of an airplane bathroom ~You see someone get hit by a car and say "tango down" ~When you enter an airport you hear in your "capture the objective!" ~You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! ITâS ALL OVER" ~You have an uncontrollable urge to knife caged chickens at the market ~You go into a gun store and ask to buy the akimbo attachment ~You see someone skipping and you think to yourself... this kid is laggin. ~When everything seems to stop you think t yourself, God D*mn host LoL I had fun with these
When you smoked the entire cigarette you hear "Good job team! Get ready for the next one!"
When you see someone ready to jump off a building, you hope he has Commando Pro on.
When you tweak your Satellite Dish to your TV as a UAV.
When you start using your keys as a small taser / Pistol and Roleplay around the house (by yourself).
When you see 5 people killed by an explosion, you think "Next up, Predator Missile!"
When you see Afghan Rebels shooting towards the enemy without looking you think "Pff, sprayer." Same with LMG's.
When you see a wounded soldier brought back to the fight in real life you think "Bam! Respawn!"
When you see a terrorist ready to bomb a building / bus you mutter "Hrmm, knifing or bombing... I should defuse really, but what if he has Commando on?... Hrmm..."
