Ok, so I saw this list online that is titled "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." And it had some things listed. So I decided to take a few of them out, add some of my own ideas, and start a new thread. Just add somthing to the "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." list.
I'll start off with a few:
You know you play too much Call of Duty when...
~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners ~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit. ~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first ~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16 ~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots ~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck ~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing ~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house
~you have a friend that has 30 days of playtime and you call him a noob because you have 54
and the guy that was talking about akimbo m16s, there are akimbo raffricas which are sort of the same. i hate akimbo though :P spraying usually gets you killed
-You have a butter-knife in your hand while making toast and u see someone coming behind you and u stab them -You see an airplane in the sky while walking to work/school and reach for your javelin -You have a watergun in your hand and pick up a knife for the tactical knife attachment -You wake up and see that u have an 86 loss streak from falling asleep while in the pregame lobby -You jump off a building in real life thinking you have commando pro on -You throw your controller at your hi def TV when u get killed at a 24 kill streak
- When you're in school, you see someone coming and you throw your book at them. - You knife anyone with a briefcase or a laptop. - You throw oranges inside before going into a room and say "Grenade out" -You keep looking in the top left corner of your line of sight to see the map.
-You see a russian driving a school bus and think 'oh, so Nikolias' traded in the pave-low -you see a hall patrol sitting in a chair and think 'fricking campers' -you have fall camo for the UMP .45 (like me )
and the guy that was talking about akimbo m16s, there are akimbo raffricas which are sort of the same. i hate akimbo though :P spraying usually gets you killed
Yea but the M16 are more stronger and it would look cooler. I call the Rafficas The "ocket famas"
-you knife the kid next to you at lunch and steal his lunch box while saying " MY CAREPACKAGE " -you see another person wearing top line clothes and think ' Prestige Hacker ' -you can't go to sleep because you think that if you lay down in your bed it will say ' Can't go prone here '
You know you play to much COD when you hear a helicopter in RL and run for cover because you dont have cold blooded on. And when you say RL instead of real life lawl.
