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LMAO these are hilarious!


~You shake a soda can and throw it in a window shouting "Grenaaade!"

-you put down a glow stick at night and go kill yourself to see if you re-spawn there.

a jet flies overhead and you try to remember if you have cold blooded and pull out your stinger

you jump out a building onto a mattress and see if you really survive the fall

you throw a grenade 5 feet in front of you to see if you would really live

YOU MAKE A GUN WITH YOUR HAND AND MAKE FAKE GUN SOUNDS FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME

you expect every car to blow up when you jump on them.

you get paranoid when you mom brings you a pomegranate

you have 16 bags under your bloodshot eyes

you're extremely scared of going onto airplanes.

you're extremely scared of getting off airplanes.

you think you can run forever in a marathon race.

you think you can never fall over.

if your ps3 breaks you watch cod on youtube. ( : ] we all might)

you start wearing binoculars to see the TV better

you have an urge to stab chickens in boxes

you join the military

you get killed while in the military you joined because of cod

you think running at someone and stabbing them would be better then shooting them

when someone clicks their pen you try to jump the claymore

you get nightmares of going 0 and 15 in a domination match

you wake up in a cold sweat and your mom/dad/wife/housbin(...?)/sister/brother/aunt/uncle asks if you're alright and you say that you just got nuked

you think nukes are cheap

PWNed it!

you say 'wned, lol, lmao, and pwnage' while not playing the game =P

you name online accounts 'codfreak' or 'dabeastilym16'

you start obsessing over guns

you give your baby a gun to be ready for the zombies

you think you can climb ice

you are dark skinned from birth and look like mj when your 20.

you fantasias about shooting people

you try to jump on a painter's whatever and climb ontop of a building

you fall off skyscrapers often

you never expect your gun to jam...

...then you get shot

you cry when your mw2 disc brakes.



i dont got any more as now =] but ill get more later

~you make jokes about hitler getting a 6million kill streak, then nuking the **** out of everyone
dont think IM rascist
heard it from a friend...

you play more call of duty than your friend plays wow.

Moe that is just incredibly funny how that came to me!

You play too much Call of Duty when you hear your clocks alarm and you escape your house expecting a BANG!

You play too much Call of Duty when you see the AA-12 shoot 70 yards away in real life and think it isn't real.

You play too much Call of Duty when you point at the TV and whisper "Pew pew..." when there's a shooting scene.

You play too much Call of Duty when you nerdrage and try knifing your monitor, hardcore bro.

You play too much Call of Duty when you take the measurements of damage, mobility etc, and believe it to be real.

You play too much Call of Duty when you turn to your friend and you move your imsginary mouse right / imaginary analog stick right.

- H

You play too much Call of Duty when you make another unnecessary thread on it.

True story.

- H

You know you play DEATH TO THE THREAD