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thingthingfreak
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Ok, so I saw this list online that is titled "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." And it had some things listed.
So I decided to take a few of them out, add some of my own ideas, and start a new thread. Just add somthing to the "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." list.

I'll start off with a few:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when...

~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners
~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first
~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16
~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots
~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck
~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing
~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house

Thats about all I could find and think of.

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DDX
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~after you kill someone, you yell "Watch that on the killcam B**CH!"

Dubness2
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~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16

Nice nice! Thats one pretty dang funny.
~When you drop shot people at McDonald's (a must, very fun ;P)
~When you and your friends are clearing out the school and the teachers look at you funny
Holden012
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-You open a door and say " SECURE THE AREA!"
-You Start Saying "Roger That Bravo"
- You yell "INCOMING!" Each time something drops
- You know you play too much COD when on your computer you have a COD Wallpaper
-You Know You Play Too Much COD When You Talk About It Non Stop
-You know You Play Too Much COD When Your MSN Display Picture is Ghost From Modern Warfare 2.

LOL Loving the other ones people are making

FireflyIV
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You know you play too much Call of Duty when you make videos like this.

theundying99
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Hmmmm.
Whenever your taking a dump in a piblic restroom you yell as loud as you can, SERCURING CHARLIE!
When you have a full sized stulpture of ghost.
When you find a box you say "Yes! Chopper gunner! I am so 1337!"

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-when you hear a popcorn machine poping popcorn you shout "WHERE UNDER FIRE TAKE COVER" and you hit the floor

-When you see someone with a laptop you think that there will be a airstrike within seconds

-When you hear something drop you jump behind a couch and say "Grenade get Down"

Dubness2
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Oh when you start drop shotting during Lazer Tag thats hilarious but it can get you kicked out :P
You talk about it so much your teachers start smiling and talking about it with you.
Your girlfriend plays it with you

Irockths
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Your girlfriend plays it with you

No then you have an awesome girlfriend.

You spend 60 dollars for a headset, instead of turning up the volume...
Dubness2
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No then you have an awesome girlfriend.

Yes I do, but also she comes over and I'm playing it and she just goes ahead and plays it with me cause I play it a lot.
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When you start killing people when you go to a bank

DDX
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You know you play too much Call of Duty when you make videos like this.

win.

~you download an app for your iPhone that makes gun noises from CoD so you can make a movie with it.
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~ When you hear a phone ringing and think its a semtex and dive for cover.
~When you get shot and think Ill respawn in 10 seconds.

pauler94
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-When you light a match, you throw it on the ground, thinking that when you die, that's where you'll respawn

thingthingfreak
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ah, I have a story to tell.
Its kind of unrealated to MW2, but it is realated to playing too much of a game.

Last summer, my brother had to go to summerschool, and he would get home every day around 10 am. Of course I would be sleeping then, so I had to leave the house unlocked. During this time, I got Fallout 3. One day I forgot to unlock the front door, so he ended up throwing soccer balls that were on our trampoline at my window. When I woke up I tought the sound of the soccer balls hitting the house was me getting shot at from far away because I was probably thinking aobut Fallout 3.

Just wanted to throw that out there.

-you know you play too much video games when your brother throws soccer balls at your house, and you think your getting shot at.

Dubness2
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~You play another game and quickly hitting the right thumb stick to sprint but you see you are playing Halo instead(no sprint) haha.

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