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thingthingfreak
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Ok, so I saw this list online that is titled "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." And it had some things listed.
So I decided to take a few of them out, add some of my own ideas, and start a new thread. Just add somthing to the "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." list.

I'll start off with a few:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when...

~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners
~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first
~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16
~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots
~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck
~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing
~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house

Thats about all I could find and think of.

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Dubness2
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Ahh crap no I meant right thumb stick lol :P I can get my right from left correct.. Anyways heres some more:
~drop shot your teach during class (my friend did it)
~Crouch around so you think you have Ninja Pro on with two books in your hands as akimbo weapons

thingthingfreak
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with two books in your hands as akimbo weapons


lol, I can imagine doing that with my textbooks.
That'd be priceless.
DDX
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lol, I can imagine doing that with my textbooks.
That'd be priceless.


my text boox (books) are like really heavy... especially my bio chem one. its like a good 10 pounds or so. and huge... it'd be like akimbo LMGs....

~you have a tent, marshmallows, and an AA-12 set up in front of a high traffic doorway
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- you prefer to go hunting with a handgun instead of a machine pistol, because the animation is faster.

thingthingfreak
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~you have a tent, marshmallows, and an AA-12 set up in front of a high traffic doorway


haha, the camping with marshmallows never gets old
DDX
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That would be epic.


and people would hate you so much...

akimbo RPD's? cmon... it would be like God hates babies or something like that literally... ownage. on the field
Dubness2
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and people would hate you so much...

akimbo RPD's? cmon... it would be like God hates babies or something like that literally... ownage. on the field

Ah... now that I think of it, I would much rather have dual wield M16s XD
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~you take a picture of a title and send it to someone via phone, when they themselves already have the title....


**cough cough cough

Dubness2
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~You think about all your wasted time play the game lol

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Who says ya need to duel-wield, get a mortar and 2 Heavy Machine Guns at ur position, they get a bit close u duel-wield HMG's, if they get too close, LMG's

Next up, a Tank!

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When you dream about playing it the next morning.

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~when you start collecting laptop's datas from your friends

Dubness2
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~When you have all the titles and emblems for the Vector and fall camo for it ;P

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whenever you pee in the urinal, u yell "suppressing fire!@!!!

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~You saw someone jumping over a damaged car with roadblocks beside it and think OMG he knows how to get out of the map!

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