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thingthingfreak
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Ok, so I saw this list online that is titled "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." And it had some things listed.
So I decided to take a few of them out, add some of my own ideas, and start a new thread. Just add somthing to the "You know you play too much Call of Duty when..." list.

I'll start off with a few:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when...

~no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners
~the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
~before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first
~you call a soldier on the news a Noob for having the M203 on his M16
~you watch the GPS in your car for red dots
~your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck
~you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing
~you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house

Thats about all I could find and think of.

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scottieboi
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-you accidentally hit your friend in the back and say "TANGO DOWN"
-you start saying "stay frosty mate" to all your friends.
-you get pissed off and randomly start knifing your friends for fun.
-you say "how did you find me i had woodland camo on" when your laying in the grass.
-you say "how did you hear me coming i had ninja pro perk on"

BenTheBozer
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You start getting "COD vision" everything on the screen starts moving and you start shooting at random bushes, when that happens you know its time to go to bed!

thisisnotanalt
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When you hold down the clicker on a pen and try to run at lightspeed.

redx161
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if you run and get shot you expect to heal when your behind cover

thingthingfreak
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i still don't get it


Because soap and shampoo are both things you use in the shower...
Dubness2
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-you get pissed off and randomly start knifing your friends for fun.

You honestly knife your friends? ha you really do play to much Call of Duty. :P
DrElmer
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You order cod in a restaurant and think you're getting an escape from dinner.

stormrunner1
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-You throw pencils at people and yell "Bullseye!" when they hit.
-They react to said pencils in slow motion, dramatically.

crazydumdum
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when your level bagillion prestige and pale as a ghost.

Knuckledusty
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When you have a friend named Ramirez
and you fucking tell him to do everything.

gamerman14
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~when you see an airplane and yell airstrike

nickthepwn
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when you read

Next up, a Tank!


and think, "OH CRAP I FORGOT I'M HEALING THIS DUNGEON!"

then you say, "Phew, it's Tuesday maitenance, calm down, calm down."

^ True story happened 30 seconds ago.
cusefan666
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when you find your self holding a stick at night hoping the nazi zombies wont get you

hiyacherry
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Well ive not really got anything im just trying to keep the topic alive

alphaomega66
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you go to a gun store and by every gun available (those you cant afford you steal)

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